Saturday, July 16, 2011

Rich Boy likes Mortal Kombat

Hello fellow Augmented Reality enthusiasts! (At least you better be if you're reading this. Just kidding!) You guys may know me as Rich Boy Cy. Cy is short for Cyberpunkish, and for those of you who may not be as financially sound as I am, you'll be thrilled to hear that this game is packed with tons of features. You don't have to be rich to access the good stuff, however the newest DLC is out now and I don't know about you, but oh man... Skarlet... Mmmm... Ahem!ANYWAY! It's time to get serious. Enter Gaming mode! HI-YA!

The game: Mortal Kombat

System I played it on: PS3

I will not lie to you my friends. I LOVE Mortal Kombat. I played it in the arcades as a youngling, I had them all on the SNES and 1 and 2 on the Sega, I played Mythologies, I even played the later 3-D entries on the PS2... Yes... They were bad, but at the same time I just didn’t care! I went into this game with high hopes, and I left feeling quite satisfied. In addition to the previous comments on all of the free kontent, it’s not the only reason I love this game. I mean c'mon! Ed Boon, during production, focused on listening to the fans rather than going the Rich Boy Cy rout and focusing solely on how much money he could make by generating a basic fighter and putting all of the special features in DLC. That takes heart! I couldn't see myself doing anything like that... My game, "Pay me for breathing my air IV", generates fifty million a month because I charge the player $10 a minute to play. In Mortal Kombat, all the on disk kontent is free.

The Krypt is HUGE, housing special fighting modes, unlockable kostumes, fatalities, and production art! (Sadly though... No Cooking with Scorpion part 2...). There's even a challenge tower, sporting a whopping 300 stages in which you komplete certain tasks with certain characters, spanning from making Johnny Cage look good, to defending yourself against a hoard of zombies as Stryker. Finishing all 300 stages unlocks a special something, but I won't spoil it for you.

Test your might is back, including new spin-offs such as test your sight and test your luck. Babalities are in as well, with new animated (and incredibly cute) actions. Oh! I almost forgot! X-Ray moves! Every character gets an X-Ray move! Sub Zero pulls out your Gall Bladder and finishes off with a skull shattering head-butt! Kabal zooms by and shatters your legs, following up by speeding behind you and striking you with his hook swords, using them to throw you across the screen! Yes. YES. This game is BLOODY AWESOME!

Oh but that's not all. The DLC has been coming out recently! None of the DLC is disk based either, so you aren't having to re-pay for the kontent. Skarlet, the sexy krimson clad ninja lady of my dreams has made an appearance. Don't forget Kenshi either! He's out now too! With plans for more characters to come soon, you should expect quite the fancy blood gorged feast!

So, if you haven't purchased this gem of a game yet, get on that! Meanwhile I'll be over here, bathing in my opponents’ blood with Skarlet. (Oh... so hot...) This is Rich Boy Cy, saying "FINISH HIM!!!"

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